The
Biggest News of the week to take the nation, as we know that always
wants to know, has undoubtedly been Tanmay Bhatt.. Well finally the not
so poor guy’s Big size comes to some Big use for the Country reeling
with severe drought of Real News.
The
funny guy snapchatted a seemingly innocent faceswap video titled Sachin
v/s Lata: Civil War. If we go by our beloved Indian News Channels and
the ant-like colonised pseudo intellectuals on Twitter, almost entire
country took offense to the video and wanted to really, I mean
literally, roast Tanmay Bhatt. Imagine the Big Roasted Cock (nee Murga)
that had, well 'reportedly’ had, the drought hit nation salivating.
And we say India is regressive and homophobic. Duh.
At
present the Nation has got new things to know. But amidst all of this,
the biggest looser is not Tanmay, not even our News Channels and Twitter
leeches but poor old Snapchat.
Think about it. Everyone forgets about Snapchat videos within 24 hours of
the post, and here the App had a such a big and think juicy cock who
made its limited period video engraved in Indian history forever and
ever, with a super hilarious Faceswap feature but no one talked or
free-wala promoted the App on News Channels and Twitter.
Talk about bad luck of Holocaust level. Aww.
The
cock, aka Tanmay Bhatt, never appeared on a single news channel or gave
any front page Bombay Times interview and instead tweeted to check his
statement on his Snapchat ID and BullShitt … Still no mention of
Snapchat.
What a Deep Bad Luck the news puffed out of Snapchat.
Sorry Baba Ramdev, but 2-minute silence for Snapchat.
